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Above is About as funny as a sayings.
1. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.2. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.3. I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity.4. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.5. I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people.6. I'm not a control freak,
Mahatma Gandhi had a deep respect for animals and believed in treating them with kindness and compassion. Here are some of his sayings related to animals:1. The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.2. The more helpless a creature, the more
1. Time is like a river, you cannot touch the same water twice because the flow that has passed will never pass again. - Unknown2. Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. - Hector Berlioz3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. - Groucho Marx4. Lost
One of Martin Luther King Jr.'s famous sayings about thinking is: Rarely do we find men who willingly engage in hard, solid thinking. There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think. This quote emphasizes the importa
1. I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.2. I'm not a businessman, I'm a business, man.3. Keep it real or keep it moving.4. I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees.5. Respect is earned, not given.6. I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it.7. I didn't come this
1. Home is where the heart is.2. Bloom where you are planted.3. Live, laugh, love.4. Home sweet home.5. Count your blessings.6. Do small things with great love.7. Love never fails.8. Cherish every moment.9. Be kind to one another.10. Family is everything.
1. A strong woman stands up for herself. A stronger woman stands up for everyone else. 2. She is clothed in strength and dignity, and she laughs without fear of the future. 3. A strong woman knows she has strength enough for the journey, but a woman of strength knows it is in the journey where
1. Every dog has its day.2. In the doghouse.3. Barking up the wrong tree.4. Let sleeping dogs lie.5. You can't teach an old dog new tricks.6. A dog is a man's best friend.7. Love me, love my dog.8. Dog tired.9. Dog eat dog world.10. Sick as a dog.
1. A penny saved is a penny earned.2. Actions speak louder than words.3. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.4. The early bird catches the worm.5. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.6. All good things must come to an end.7. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.8. Bette
1. Sweet victory is the best kind of treat!2. Winning tastes as sweet as candy.3. Savor the flavor of victory like a delicious candy.4. Crush your competition and enjoy the sweet taste of success.5. Celebrate your triumph with a candy-coated smile.6. Victory is sweeter than any candy in t