Absurd church sign sayings
1. "Jesus saves, but only with a coupon."
2. "Thou shalt not park in the pastor's spot."
3. "Free WiFi, because even God wants you to stay connected."
4. "Don't make me come down there! - God"
5. "Our church is like a gym membership, you pay but never show up."
6. "God's love is free, but the church coffee isn't."
7. "Honk if you love Jesus, text while driving if you want to meet him."
8. "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's WiFi password."
9. "God answers knee-mail, not email."
10. "Come in for a faith lift, stay for the free donuts."
Above is Absurd church sign sayings.
1. Happily ever after2. Love is in the air3. Two hearts, one love4. Together forever5. From this day forward6. I do7. Love conquers all8. Tying the knot9. A match made in heaven10. Love is a journey, not a destination
May you have smooth skies and a tailwind on your journey.
Johannes Brahms, the famous composer, did indeed collect folk songs and folk sayings as part of his research and inspiration for his compositions. Brahms was known for incorporating elements of folk music into his works, drawing on the rich traditions of German and Hungarian folk music. His interest
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