Adukt xmas sayings
Here are some adult Christmas sayings that are humorous and not suitable for children:
1. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red."
2. "Santa saw your internet history - you're getting a dictionary for Christmas."
3. "Christmas is like a job: you do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit."
4. "I'm dreaming of a silent night...without any in-laws."
5. "Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money."
6. "Christmas is the only time of year when it's acceptable to be drunk in front of your family."
7. "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is by singing loud for all to hear...or by buying everyone shots."
8. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas bonus, but I'll settle for a bottle of whiskey."
9. "Christmas: the only time of year when it's acceptable to eat cookies for breakfast."
10. "May your Christmas be filled with joy, laughter, and enough alcohol to get you through family gatherings."
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