Afrikaans sayings funny
1. "Jy kan nie 'n perd water gee en hom dan dwing om te drink nie." (You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink.)
2. "Hy het 'n gat in die kop so groot soos 'n donkie se hol." (He has a hole in his head as big as a donkey's den.)
3. "Sy kop is so groot soos 'n melkbus." (His head is as big as a milk can.)
4. "Hy het 'n gat in die hand so groot soos 'n sak." (He has a hole in his hand as big as a sack.)
5. "Hy is so dom soos 'n klip." (He is as dumb as a rock.)
6. "Hy het 'n klap van die windmeul gekry." (He got a slap from the windmill.)
7. "Sy kop is so leeg soos 'n sak sonder boontjies." (His head is as empty as a bag without beans.)
8. "Hy is so stadig soos 'n slak op 'n dooie skilpad." (He is as slow as a snail on a dead tortoise.)
9. "Hy is so arm, hy kan nie eers 'n gat in die water slaan nie." (He is so poor, he can't even punch a hole in the water.)
10. "Hy het 'n gesig soos 'n spekpan." (He has a face like a frying pan.)
Above is Afrikaans sayings funny.
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