Al bundy sayings

1. "I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist."

2. "I have a feeling I'm not gonna like this."

3. "I'm not fat, I'm festively plump."

4. "I'm not a quitter, I'm a quitter who's not afraid to admit it."

5. "I'm a shoe salesman, not a miracle worker."

6. "I'm the man of this house, and I have my wife's permission to say so."

7. "I'm not lazy, I'm energy efficient."

8. "I'm not a loser, I'm just not a winner."

9. "I'm not cheap, I'm thrifty."

10. "I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned."

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