Birthday jokes quotes and sayings
1. "Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake." - Unknown
2. "You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." - Bob Hope
3. "Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Happy birthday!" - Unknown
4. "Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest." - Larry Lorenzoni
5. "You're not getting older, you're just becoming a classic. Happy birthday!" - Unknown
6. "Birthdays are like cheese. They stink more the older they get." - Unknown
7. "Another year older, but still looking sharp! Happy birthday!" - Unknown
8. "You're not over the hill, you're on top of it! Happy birthday!" - Unknown
9. "Age is a high price to pay for maturity." - Tom Stoppard
10. "Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional." - Walt Disney
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1. Life's a beach, enjoy the waves.2. Sandy toes and salty kisses.3. Let the sea set you free.4. Sun, sand, and a drink in my hand.5. Mermaid kisses and starfish wishes.6. Happiness comes in waves.7. Seas the day.8. The beach is calling and I must go.9. Salt in the air, sand in my h
Here are some attitude quotes with pictures:1. Your attitude determines your direction. - Unknown2. Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. - Winston Churchil
1. Here's looking at you, kid. - Casablanca2. May the Force be with you. - Star Wars3. You can't handle the truth! - A Few Good Men4. I'll be back. - The Terminator5. Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get. - Forrest Gump6. To infinity and beyond! - Toy St
1. Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!2. May your Christmas be filled with joy and laughter.3. Sending you warm wishes for a wonderful holiday season.4. Hope your Christmas is as magical as Santa's sleigh!5. May your days be merry and bright this Christmas.6. Wishing you p
1. DRMCHSR - Dream Chaser2. STRIVE4IT - Strive for it3. ACHIEVE1 - Achieve One4. BELIEVE1 - Believe in Yourself5. GO4ITNOW - Go for it now6. WINNR21 - Winner 217. PURSUEIT - Pursue it8. MAKETHAP - Make things happen9. BEGR8FUL - Be grateful10. DREAMBIG - Dream Big
1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3. The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - E
1. I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.2. I'm not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.3. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.4. Death
Here are some funny sayings that could be printed on plastic wine glasses:1. Wine improves with age, I improve with wine.2. Wine a little, laugh a lot.3. Sip happens.4. Wine o'clock somewhere.5. I'm outdoorsy... I drink wine on the patio.6. Wine a bit, you'll feel better.7. Wine is my s
1. Plants are the earth's way of laughing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson2. Plants give us oxygen for the lungs and for the soul. - Linda Solegato3. In every walk with nature, one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir4. Plants are the silent guardians of our homes, bringing life and beauty indo
1. You're the best gift I've ever received.2. Merry Christmas to my favorite person to snuggle with.3. You make every day feel like Christmas.4. You're the jingle to my bells, my dear husband.5. Christmas is merrier with you by my side.6. To my husband, my love, my Christmas joy.7. You'