American sayings funny
Sure, here are some funny American sayings:
1. "I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
6. "I'm not a morning person, don't talk to me until my coffee does."
7. "I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome."
8. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
9. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
10. "I'm not fat, I'm just easy to see."
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1. In your arms, I find solace and peace.2. Wrapped in your embrace, all my worries fade away.3. In the shelter of your arms, I feel safe and loved.4. Your arms are my favorite place to be, my sanctuary.5. In your arms, I feel like I'm home.6. The warmth of your embrace is my favorite pla
1. You will receive a gift that you didn't even know you wanted - probably socks.2. Your Christmas dinner will be filled with joy, laughter, and a little too much eggnog.3. Santa Claus is coming to town... and he's bringing a fruitcake for you.4. You will find yourself singing 'Jingle Bells'
1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3. Believe you can and you're halfway there. - Theodore Roosevelt4. The best
1. Laissez les bons temps rouler! (Let the good times roll!)2. Throw me something, mister!3. Mardi Gras Mambo!4. Eat, drink, and be merry, it's Mardi Gras!5. Mardi Gras madness!6. Party like a Cajun!7. Mardi Gras magic in the air!8. Let the beads fly and the music play!9. Mardi Gras
1. Deceit may serve for a moment, but honesty is best in the end.2. Deceit is the dark shadow that follows the light of truth.3. Deceit is like a tangled web, easy to weave but difficult to untangle.4. Deceit is a poison that slowly erodes trust and destroys relationships.5. Deceitful words
1. Happy birthday to a wonderful friend who brings so much joy and laughter into my life!2. Wishing you a day filled with love, laughter, and all the happiness in the world. Happy birthday, Maxine!3. May your birthday be as special as you are to me. Cheers to another year of fabulous memories!
1. The eyes are the window to the soul. - William Shakespeare2. The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. - Audrey Hepburn3. Eyes that sparkle and shine are windows to a beautiful soul. - Unknown4. The eyes tel