Amusing quotations sayings

1. "I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done." - Steven Wright

2. "I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender." - Rodney Dangerfield

3. "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." - Oscar Wilde

4. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown

5. "I intend to live forever. So far, so good." - Steven Wright

6. "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious." - Michael Scott

7. "I'm not sure if I lost my mind or found it." - Unknown

8. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown

9. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode." - Unknown

10. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing." - Unknown

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Sayings for annoying someone

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Bill engval sayings

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Baking quote sayings

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