Funny cookie jar sayings

1. "I'm just here for the cookies, not the drama."

2. "Cookies make everything better, even Mondays."

3. "I'm a smart cookie, but I still need a jar."

4. "Keep calm and grab a cookie from me."

5. "Warning: Contents may disappear when left unattended."

6. "In case of emergency, break open for cookies."

7. "Cookies: the original comfort food."

8. "I'm not a regular jar, I'm a cool jar filled with cookies."

9. "Cookies are my love language."

10. "Life is short, eat the cookies first."

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Boys sayings

1. Boys will be boys.2. Man up.3. Bros before hoes.4. Boys don't cry.5. Act like a man.6. Suck it up.7. Boys don't show emotions.8. Real men don't back down.9. Boys will be boys, but men will be gentlemen.10. Boys play rough.

It the clown sayings

Here are some popular sayings associated with the character of Pennywise the Clown from the movie It:1. We all float down here.2. You'll float too.3. I'm every nightmare you've ever had. I am your worst dream come true.4. Time to float.5. Fear... is simply the price of imagination.6. Be

Rain man movie sayings

Some famous sayings from the movie Rain Man include:1. I'm an excellent driver.2. I'm a very good driver. I'm a very good driver.3. I'm a very good driver. Definitely.4. Definitely. Definitely.5. Definitely. Definitely. Definitely.6. I'm a very good driver. I'm a very good driver. I'm a

Popular office sayings

1. Think outside the box2. Teamwork makes the dream work3. There's no 'I' in team4. Work smarter, not harder5. Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today6. Rome wasn't built in a day7. The early bird catches the worm8. Actions speak louder than words9. Failure is not an opti

Very good sayings

1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3. The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter Drucker4. In

Christmas sayings short funny

1. Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year. 2. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas... but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red.3. Christmas calories don't count, right?4. The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear... or just bring food.5.

Shh quotes and sayings

1. Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu2. In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.3. Sometimes it's best to stay quiet. The silence can speak volumes without saying a word. 4. Silence is the sleep that nour

Extra gum sayings for teachers

1. You're a teacher extraordinaire!2. Teaching with extra love and care.3. Making learning extra fun every day.4. Extra grateful for all you do.5. Teaching with an extra dose of patience.6. You're the extra special teacher we all adore.7. Adding an extra touch of magic to education.8.

New year christmas card sayings

1. Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year filled with joy and blessings.2. May the magic of Christmas fill your heart with love and happiness, and may the New Year bring you peace and prosperity.3. Sending you warm wishes for a wonderful holiday season and a bright New Year ahead.4

Funny roof sayings

1. I'm on top of the world...literally!2. The roof is my happy place...until it starts leaking.3. I'm not just a roof over your head, I'm a comedian too!4. Roofing: where every shingle time is a good time.5. I'm so high up, even the birds envy me.6. I've got a good pitch...and I'm not jus