Animal jokes or sayings
1. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
2. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
3. Why did the cow go to outer space? To visit the Milky Way!
4. What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A kingfish!
5. Why did the squirrel bring a backpack to the tree? Because it wanted to go nuts!
6. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!
7. Why don't elephants use computers? They're afraid of the mouse!
8. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
9. Why did the sheep go to the movies? To see the "baaah"-rilliant performances!
10. What do you call a bear with no ears? B!
Above is Animal jokes or sayings.
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