Anime funny sayings

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."

2. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

3. "I don't have a short attention span, I just have a quick reaction to boring things."

4. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a nocturnal being trapped in a morning person's body."

5. "I'm not procrastinating, I'm just prioritizing my tasks in a non-linear fashion."

6. "I'm not lost, I'm just exploring alternative routes to my destination."

7. "I'm not forgetful, I just have a selective memory."

8. "I'm not a mess, I'm just creatively disorganized."

9. "I'm not talking to myself, I'm just having a private conversation with my inner thoughts."

10. "I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition."

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