April fools quotes and sayings

1. "The best way to appreciate the job your spouse does around the house is to go on strike for a day."

2. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the gravity...constantly."

3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

6. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."

7. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

8. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."

10. "I'm not a chef, I'm an artist in the kitchen."

Above is April fools quotes and sayings.

Sarcastic sayings about stupid people

1. Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.2. I'm not saying they're stupid, but if brains were dynamite, they wouldn't have enough to blow their nose.3. If ignorance is bliss, they must be the ha

Gossip sayings and quotes

1. Gossip dies when it hits a wise person's ears.2. Gossip is just a tool to distract people who have nothing better to do than judge others.3. Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people. - Eleanor Roosevelt4. Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a w

365 dni sayings

1. Love is a game that two can play and both win. 2. Love is not about possession, it's about appreciation.3. True love is rare, and it's the only thing that gives life real meaning.4. Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.5. Love is not about how much you say 'I love you,'

Cheer up candy bar sayings

1. You're a sweet treat in a world full of sour moments.2. Life is short, eat the chocolate first.3. You're as delightful as a candy bar on a rainy day.4. Keep shining bright like the wrapper of a new candy bar.5. You're the caramel to my chocolate - sweet and irresistible.6. Life is bett

Sweet wedding sayings

1. Love is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry2. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin3. Two souls with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one. - John Kea

Intimate sayings

Here are some intimate sayings that you may find meaningful:1. You are my safe haven, my heart's home.2. In your arms, I find solace and peace.3. Your touch ignites a fire within me that burns with passion.4. I am yours, completely and unconditionally.5. You are the missing piece to my puzz

Old tamil sayings on kindness

1. உழைப்புக்கு உதவும் பெருமை உன் கையில் உள்ளது. (The greatness of helping the needy lies in your hands.)2. கருணை பண்ணும் மனிதன் உயிரைக் காப்பாற்றும். (The person who shows kindness will protect lives.)3. உன் கைகள் உழைப்புக்கு உதவும் பெருமையாக இருக்கும். (Your hands will be known for the greatn

Quotes and sayings about steps

1. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. - Lao Tzu2. Success is the sum of small efforts repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier3. Every step you take is a step closer to where you want to be. - Unknown4. Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You c

Lawrence of arabia sayings quotes

Here are some quotes attributed to T.E. Lawrence, also known as Lawrence of Arabia:1. All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake up in the day to find it was vanity, but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dreams

Sayings about consequence of telling lies

1. Lies may take you far, but they will never bring you back.2. A lie may take care of the present, but it has no future.3. Lies have a way of catching up with you when you least expect it.4. The truth may hurt for a little while, but a lie hurts forever.5. Lies build a house of cards that