As likely as sayings funny
As likely as saying "water is wet"!
Above is As likely as sayings funny.
As likely as saying "water is wet"!
Above is As likely as sayings funny.
1. Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde2. Do small things with great love. - Mother Teresa3. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs4. In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take. - Unknown5. Happiness is not something ready made. I
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1. Witch better have my candy!2. If you've got it, haunt it!3. Eat, drink, and be scary!4. Trick or treat yo' self!5. Keep calm and carry a wand.6. Creepin' it real.7. Boo Felicia!8. Ghouls just wanna have fun.9. Fangs for the memories.10. Witchful thinking.
1. Just as the sun rises every morning, so too can we rise above our challenges.2. Like a tree, stand tall and strong in the face of adversity.3. The river does not stop flowing, and neither should our determination.4. In the garden of life, remember to bloom where you are planted.5. Just a
1. Turning 30 is like being a fine wine - aging gracefully and getting better with time.2. At 30, you're officially in the 'old enough to know better, young enough to still do it' stage.3. 30 is the new 20... but with more responsibilities and fewer hangovers.4. They say life begins at 30, bu
1. Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman2. Sunshine is the best medicine. - Unknown3. Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo4. A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. -
1. En el amor y en la guerra, todo se vale. (In love and war, everything is fair.)2. El amor es ciego, pero los vecinos no. (Love is blind, but the neighbors are not.)3. El amor es como la gripe, se pega en cualquier parte. (Love is like the flu, it can catch you anywhere.)4. Amor con hambre,
1. I'm not saying my wife is a bad cook, but the enemy would surrender if they tasted her meatloaf.2. I joined the army to see the world, but all I've seen so far is mud and rain.3. War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.4. I asked my sergeant for a day off, and he said, 'Sure, when
1. I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.2. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.3. I'm not clumsy, I'm just performing random gravity checks.4. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.5. I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person.6. I'm not short, I'm fun
1. In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity. - Sun Tzu2. This too shall pass. - Persian proverb3. Tough times never last, but tough people do. - Robert H. Schuller4. Adversity is the mother of progress. - Mahatma Gandhi5. We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the sam