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Popular sayings of the 20's

1. The bee's knees - used to describe something excellent or outstanding2. Cat's pajamas - similar to bee's knees, used to describe something great or impressive3. 23 skidoo - a phrase used to tell someone to leave quickly or to get lost4. Darb - a term used to describe something or someon

Catchy retirement sayings

1. Retirement: where every day is a Saturday!2. Retirement is not the end, it's a new beginning.3. Goodbye tension, hello pension!4. Retirement: the perfect time to do what you want, when you want.5. Retirement is the reward for a lifetime of hard work.6. Retirement: the beginning of a ne

Funny sayings about graduating

1. I finally graduated, now I can go from being broke student to being broke adult.2. I graduated with honors...and by honors, I mean a mountain of student debt.3. I'm officially a graduate, which means I can now add 'professional procrastinator' to my resume.4. I survived college, now I just

Cute sayings for thanksgiving cards

1. Grateful hearts gather here.2. Thankful, blessed, and truly loved.3. Gobble 'til you wobble!4. Feast mode: ON.5. Thankful for family, food, and laughter.6. Gratitude is the best attitude.7. Counting blessings, not calories.8. Thanksgiving: a time to gather, give thanks, and eat pie

Bengamin franklin sayings

1. Tell me and I forget, teach me and I may remember, involve me and I learn.2. An investment in knowledge pays the best interest.3. Well done is better than well said.4. You may delay, but time will not.5. Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.6. By failing t

Jail sayings

1. Do the crime, do the time.2. Doing a stretch.3. Locked up and locked down.4. Counting down the days.5. Doing a bid.6. On the inside looking out.7. Doing hard time.8. Doing a nickel.9. Doing time in the big house.10. Doing a bit.

Funny shirt sayings for the price is right

1. I'm here to spin the wheel and win a deal!2. Come on down... to my closet for this shirt!3. I'm the next contestant on the Price is Right... for this shirt!4. I bid one dollar... for this awesome shirt!5. Plinko, schminko... I just want this shirt!6. I'm not just a contestant, I'm a fa

Pumpkin picking sayings

1. Pumpkin spice and everything nice.2. Pumpkin patch paradise.3. Pick of the patch.4. Pumpkin perfection.5. Harvesting memories in the pumpkin patch.6. Orange you glad it's pumpkin season?7. Picking pumpkins, making memories.8. Squashing it in the pumpkin patch.9. Pumpkin picking,

Cute life quotes and sayings for girls

1. She believed she could, so she did.2. Be a girl with a mind, a woman with attitude, and a lady with class.3. Life is tough, my darling, but so are you.4. Empowered women empower women.5. She is clothed in strength and dignity, and she laughs without fear of the future.6. A girl should

1920s phrases and sayings

1. The bee's knees - used to describe something excellent or outstanding2. Cat's pajamas - similar to bee's knees, meaning something great or impressive3. 23 skidoo - a phrase used to tell someone to leave quickly or to move on4. Darb - a term used to describe something or someone stylish