Funny christmas ornament sayings

1. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas... but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red!"

2. "Santa, please stop here for wine and cheese!"

3. "All I want for Christmas is a nap."

4. "I'm on the naughty list and I regret nothing."

5. "Dear Santa, define 'good.'"

6. "This ornament is proof that Santa loves wine."

7. "I'm only a morning person on December 25th."

8. "Christmas calories don't count, right?"

9. "I'm just here for the cookies."

10. "Jingle all the way... to the fridge."

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