Ascerbic sayings
1. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone."
4. "I'm not sure what's tighter, our jeans or our friendship."
5. "I'm not the type of person you should put on speakerphone."
6. "I'm not rude, I'm just honest."
7. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
8. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
9. "I'm not a complete disaster, I'm just a work in progress."
10. "I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just saying you have bad luck when it comes to thinking."
Above is Ascerbic sayings.
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