Aussie sayings funny

1. "Flat out like a lizard drinking" - meaning very busy or working hard

2. "As useful as a screen door on a submarine" - meaning not useful at all

3. "Mad as a cut snake" - meaning very angry or crazy

4. "He's got kangaroos loose in the top paddock" - meaning someone is a bit crazy or not all there

5. "Built like a brick shithouse" - meaning someone is very strong or muscular

6. "Happy as a pig in mud" - meaning very happy or content

7. "She'll be right, mate" - meaning everything will be okay

8. "Like a possum up a gum tree" - meaning someone is in a good position or doing well

9. "Not the full quid" - meaning someone is not very smart

10. "Up shit creek without a paddle" - meaning in a difficult or challenging situation

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Old sayings about coppers

1. A copper's nose is his best tool.2. Coppers always get their man.3. Trust a copper as far as you can throw him.4. Coppers see all, know all.5. Coppers are the eyes and ears of the law.6. A copper's badge is his honor.7. Coppers walk the thin blue line.8. Coppers don't rest until ju

Sayings about car crash

1. Life is fragile, handle with care.2. In the blink of an eye, everything can change.3. Drive as if your life depends on it, because it does.4. A moment of distraction can lead to a lifetime of regret.5. It's better to arrive late than never arrive at all.6. Don't let a moment of reckles

Free sayings for mothers day card from toddlers

1. Mommy, you're the bestest ever!2. I love you to the moon and back, Mommy!3. You're my sunshine, Mommy!4. Mommy, you make my heart happy!5. I love you more than all the toys in the world, Mommy!6. You're my superhero, Mommy!7. Mommy, you're my best friend!8. You're the best cuddler,

Work quotes and sayings

1. Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard. - Tim Notke2. Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele3. The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary

Sayings about women

1. A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt2. Behind every successful woman is herself. - Unknown3. A woman is the full circle. Within her is the power to create, nurture, and transform. - Diane Mariechild4. The best prot

Malcolm x quotes and sayings

1. Education is the passport to the future, for tomorrow belongs to those who prepare for it today.2. If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything.3. The future belongs to those who prepare for it today.4. You can't separate peace from freedom because no one can be at peace un

50th birthday party sayings

1. Fifty and fabulous!2. Aged to perfection at 50!3. Half a century never looked so good!4. Cheers to 50 years!5. 50 and still rocking it!6. Life begins at 50!7. 50 is the new 30!8. Golden at 50!9. Fifty and thriving!10. Celebrating 5 decades of awesomeness!

Cute sayings about beards

1. A beard is a gift you give your face.2. Beards make everything better.3. Behind every great beard is a great man.4. Beard game strong.5. Beard: because even your face needs a hug.6. Beard on fleek.7. Beard: the ultimate accessory.8. Beard up, buttercup.9. Beardiful.10. Beard ga

Cute proposal sayings

1. You are the missing piece to my puzzle. Will you complete me by being my partner for life?2. I want to spend every day of my life making you as happy as you make me. Will you marry me?3. Life with you is a beautiful adventure. Will you be my partner in crime forever?4. I never knew what tr

Gratitude sayings for bosses

1. I am grateful for your leadership and guidance that has helped me grow professionally.2. Thank you for believing in me and providing me with opportunities to showcase my skills.3. I appreciate your support and encouragement in challenging times.4. Your mentorship has been invaluable to my