Automotive repair quotes and sayings

1. "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." - Red Adair

2. "The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten." - Benjamin Franklin

3. "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a car and that's kind of the same thing." - Unknown

4. "Cars are not a luxury, they are a necessity." - Unknown

5. "The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it." - Dudley Moore

6. "A clean car is a happy car." - Unknown

7. "The road to success is always under construction." - Lily Tomlin

8. "Your car is your second home, treat it with respect." - Unknown

9. "The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it." - Dudley Moore

10. "You can't fix stupid, but you can fix what stupid does to your car." - Unknown

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