Baby sayings funny
1. "I'm not crying, I'm just practicing my opera skills."
2. "I may be small, but I have big plans."
3. "I'm not a regular baby, I'm a cool baby."
4. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a baby."
5. "I'm not throwing a tantrum, I'm just expressing my artistic side."
6. "I'm not a messy eater, I'm just exploring different textures."
7. "I'm not napping, I'm just recharging my cuteness."
8. "I'm not bossy, I just have strong leadership skills."
9. "I'm not a picky eater, I just have refined taste buds."
10. "I'm not a troublemaker, I'm just a master of mischief."
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1. Forty isn't old, it's just a little more vintage.2. Life begins at forty... and so do the dad jokes.3. Forty and fabulous, just like fine wine.4. Turning forty is like turning eighteen with 22 years of experience.5. Forty is the new thirty, but with more wisdom and less tolerance for non
1. The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun. - Wayne LaPierre2. Guns don't kill people, people kill people. - Unknown3. The right to bear arms does not mean the right to bear all arms. - Unknown4. More guns, more violence. It's simple math. - Unknown5. The onl
1. Life's a dance, so take a chance.2. Don't fret, just let go and reset.3. In the storm, find your calm and stay warm.4. Love is the key, set your spirit free.5. Chase your dreams, let your heart's light gleam.6. Embrace the unknown, let your true self be shown.7. When in doubt, dance
It sounds like you're feeling a bit low or not in the best mood. Is there anything specific that's bothering you or that you'd like to talk about? Remember, it's okay to not be okay sometimes, and it's important to take care of yourself.
1. Embrace the darkness, for it is where we thrive.2. In the shadows, we are unseen and unstoppable.3. Fear the night, for it is when the true warriors emerge.4. Blackout is not just a game, it's a way of life.5. The night is our ally, the darkness our shield.6. In the blackout, only the
1. God is good all the time, and all the time God is good.2. God's goodness is the foundation of all His other attributes.3. God's goodness is the source of all blessings.4. In every situation, God's goodness shines through.5. God's goodness is greater than any challenge we may face.6. Go
1. Wishing you a holly jolly Christmas!2. May your holidays be merry and bright.3. Sending warm wishes for a joyful Christmas.4. May your days be merry and bright, and your basket full of delight.5. Season's greetings and holiday treats!6. May your Christmas be filled with love, laughter,
1. Happiness is a mysterious thing, to be found somewhere between too little and too much.2. The past is always with us, for it feeds the present.3. A writer should have the precision of a poet and the imagination of a scientist.4. The best stories don't come from 'good vs. bad' but 'good vs.
1. I'm not a diva, I'm a hustler.2. I'm like a fine wine, I get better with age.3. I'm not a quitter, I'm a go-getter.4. I'm a strong, independent woman who knows her worth.5. I may be fabulous, but I'm also real.6. I don't need a crown to know I'm a queen.7. I'm not here to blend in, I
1. Ko rano rani, dve sreće grabi. (The early bird catches two fortunes.)2. Nema zime dok traje jun. (There is no winter as long as June lasts.)3. Ko drugome jamu kopa, sam u nju upada. (He who digs a pit for others, falls into it himself.)4. Ko se mača laća, od mača i gine. (He who takes up