1. "You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear."
2. "He's as country as cornbread."
3. "She's tougher than a pine knot."
4. "He's all hat and no cattle."
5. "That dog won't hunt."
6. "You can't teach an old dog new tricks."
7. "As happy as a pig in mud."
8. "He's as useless as a screen door on a submarine."
9. "She's as pretty as a speckled pup."
10. "He's as stubborn as a mule."
Above is Backwoods sayings.
1. Running on empty.2. Feeling like a deflated balloon.3. Running out of steam.4. Feeling like a squeezed lemon.5. Running low on energy.6. Feeling like a wilted flower.7. Running on fumes.8. Feeling like a spent force.9. Running out of juice.10. Feeling like a dry well.
1. Sorry, I can't answer the phone right now. I'm too busy avoiding people.2. Ring, ring! It's your mom calling to ask when you're going to visit.3. I'm not ignoring your call, I'm just pretending to be busy.4. Hello? Can you hear me now? Good, because I can't hear you.5. Ringtone: The soun
1. You are the honey to my bear.2. I love you beary much.3. You make my heart roar with love.4. You are my cuddly teddy bear.5. I'm wild about you.6. You are un-bear-ably cute.7. You are the bear-y best thing in my life.8. I love you more than bears love honey.9. You are my hibernat
1. No soup for you!2. Yada yada yada3. These pretzels are making me thirsty4. Not that there's anything wrong with that5. Serenity now!6. The sea was angry that day, my friends7. It's gold, Jerry! Gold!8. I don't want to be a pirate!9. You're killing independent George!10. I was i
Sure, here are a few Christmas sayings written in calligraphy:1. Merry Christmas2. Joy to the World3. Peace on Earth4. Tidings of Comfort and Joy5. Let it Snow6. Ho Ho Ho7. Jingle Bells8. Fa La La La La9. Believe in the Magic of Christmas10. Warm Wishes for a Happy Holiday
1. Motion is lotion.2. Use it or lose it.3. Progress, not perfection.4. No pain, no gain.5. Listen to your body.6. Rehab is a journey, not a destination.7. Strength comes from within.8. Mind over matter.9. Every step counts.10. Recovery is a marathon, not a sprint.
1. The road to success is always under construction.2. Life is a journey, not a destination.3. The road less traveled is often the most rewarding.4. Every path has its puddles.5. The road may be long and winding, but the destination is worth it.6. Sometimes the wrong road leads to the rig
1. Nap Queen2. I'm not lazy, I'm energy efficient3. Sarcasm loading... please wait4. I'm silently correcting your grammar5. I run on coffee and sarcasm6. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right7. I'm not a morning person8. I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas9. I'm not
1. Houston, we have a problem... my sandwich is floating away.2. I asked for a moon rock, not a moon rock lobster.3. Ground control to Major Tom, please bring back some space snacks.4. I feel like I'm on the dark side of the moon... because I forgot to pay the electricity bill.5. Houston, w
1. Side by side or miles apart, friends are always close at heart.2. Good times + Crazy friends = Amazing memories.3. Friends are the family we choose for ourselves.4. A true friend is the greatest of all blessings.5. Together we laugh, together we cry, always there for each other, you and