1. "I'm bacon you crazy!"
2. "Bringing home the bacon!"
3. "Don't go bacon my heart."
4. "Everything is better with bacon."
5. "I'm on a strict bacon diet - I see bacon, I eat it!"
6. "You had me at bacon."
7. "Bacon makes everything better, even Mondays."
8. "I'm not sure if I love bacon more than people, but it's close."
9. "Bacon: the duct tape of the kitchen."
10. "I'm in a committed relationship with bacon."
Above is Bacon sayings funny.
1. A grandson is a joy that never ends.2. Grandsons are a blessing from above.3. Grandsons make the world a brighter place.4. Grandsons fill our hearts with love and laughter.5. Grandsons are the best kind of trouble.6. Grandsons are like a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day.7. Grandsons a
1. Carpe Diem - Seize the day2. Inhale courage, exhale fear3. Live the life you love, love the life you live4. Be the change you wish to see in the world5. Strength through struggle6. Let your light shine7. Embrace the journey8. Every moment is a fresh beginning9. Find joy in the jo
1. Four wheels move the body, two wheels move the soul.2. Life is short, so grip it and rip it.3. Ride like the wind, live like there's no tomorrow.4. Two wheels, one love.5. Ride hard, live free.6. The road is calling, and I must go.7. Born to ride, forced to work.8. Ride fast, take
1. A picture is worth a thousand words.2. A picture paints a thousand words.3. Every picture tells a story.4. A picture is a poem without words.5. The camera never lies.6. A picture captures a moment in time.7. A picture is a window to the past.8. A picture speaks louder than words.9
1. A mobile phone is not just a device, it's a lifeline to the world.2. In a world of constant connectivity, a mobile phone is our gateway to staying in touch.3. The power of a mobile phone lies in the palm of your hand.4. With a mobile phone, distance is no longer a barrier to communication.
1. Actions speak louder than words.2. The early bird catches the worm.3. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.4. A stitch in time saves nine.5. Every cloud has a silver lining.6. All good things must come to an end.7. Rome wasn't built in a day.8. Don't cry over spilled milk.9
1. Wishing you a speedy recovery and sending healing thoughts your way.2. Hope you feel better soon and get back on your feet.3. Sending you positive vibes for a quick recovery.4. Take care of yourself and get well soon.5. Sending healing energy your way to help you feel better.6. Rest up
1. Bloom where you are planted.2. Stop and smell the roses.3. In a field of roses, she is a wildflower.4. Let your dreams blossom.5. Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature.6. Like wildflowers, you must allow yourself to grow in all the places people thought you never would.7. Happi
1. Axe-citing times ahead!2. Hit the bullseye or go home!3. Axes up, aim true!4. Throwing axes like a boss!5. Chop chop, let's throw!6. Axe-ceptional skills on display!7. Axe-perience the thrill!8. Axes in the air, let's do this!9. Axe-ceeding all expectations!10. Keep calm and th
1. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.2. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.3. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.4. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.5. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I