Bad day sayings funny

1. "Today was a rough day, but at least I didn't accidentally reply all to an email meant for my boss."

2. "If my day had a face, I would punch it."

3. "I'm not saying today was a total disaster, but even my coffee needed a coffee."

4. "Today's mood: like a pineapple - rough on the outside, but sweet on the inside."

5. "I'm not sure if I need a hug or a large pizza. Maybe both."

6. "Today's level of productivity: about as effective as a screen door on a submarine."

7. "I'm not saying I'm a hot mess, but my life is like a puzzle with a missing piece."

8. "If life gives you lemons, just add vodka. Lots of vodka."

9. "Today's motto: I can't adult today, please don't make me adult."

10. "I'm not sure if I'm winning at life, but at least I'm not a pigeon."

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Guinness beer sayings

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Sayings about eyes and rainbows

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Mickey mouse favourite sayings black and white

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