Funny exercise not chocolate sayings
1. "I exercise because I love the feeling of pretending to be a fit person."
2. "I do yoga to remind myself that I have the flexibility of a steel rod."
3. "I work out because I enjoy the challenge of trying to touch my toes without grunting."
4. "I lift weights so I can carry all the groceries in one trip...and then reward myself with a snack."
5. "I run so I can outrun my responsibilities...but they always catch up to me."
6. "I do squats because I like to pretend I'm sitting in an invisible chair."
7. "I do push-ups to prove that I can lift my own body weight...but I'd rather just eat cake."
8. "I do burpees because I enjoy the feeling of regretting every life choice I've ever made."
9. "I do lunges to show off my ability to walk like a penguin in distress."
10. "I exercise so I can eat more pizza...and then feel guilty about it later."
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