Bad luck sayings funny
1. "If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all."
2. "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."
3. "I must have been a black cat in a past life."
4. "I'm not sure if I'm cursed or just really good at finding trouble."
5. "I have a talent for turning lemons into hand grenades."
6. "I must have broken a mirror while walking under a ladder on Friday the 13th."
7. "I'm like a magnet for misfortune."
8. "If bad luck were a sport, I'd be a champion."
9. "I'm not unlucky, I'm just really good at finding creative ways to fail."
10. "I don't need luck, I have a subscription to Murphy's Law."
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