Bad parking sayings

1. "Parking like a pro... a pro at being terrible."

2. "I didn't know parking could be an extreme sport until I saw your attempt."

3. "Parking skills: non-existent."

4. "Your parking job is a work of art... abstract art, that is."

5. "If parking was an Olympic sport, you wouldn't even qualify."

6. "Parking disaster zone ahead."

7. "You parked like you were blindfolded and spun around a few times."

8. "Parking fail level: expert."

9. "Parking job so bad, it should be illegal."

10. "Who needs enemies when you have a friend who parks like this?"

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