Funny sayings coffee cups

1. "Coffee: because adulting is hard."

2. "I like my coffee like I like my mornings: dark and strong."

3. "Coffee: the most important meal of the day."

4. "Coffee, because anger management is too expensive."

5. "I drink coffee for your protection."

6. "Coffee: the original energy drink."

7. "Life happens, coffee helps."

8. "Coffee: the official sponsor of my sanity."

9. "Coffee: the only way to survive Monday mornings."

10. "I like my coffee how I like my humor: dark and bitter."

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