Bathroom sayings on the shitter
1. "Here I sit, broken-hearted, tried to shit but only farted."
2. "No job is finished until the paperwork is done."
3. "I'm not saying I'm Batman, I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room."
4. "The best ideas come to me on the toilet."
5. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you toilets, make sure there's enough toilet paper."
6. "Flush away your worries."
7. "This too shall pass."
8. "In this house, we aim to keep this bathroom clean. Your aim will help."
9. "The throne is my happy place."
10. "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie."
Above is Bathroom sayings on the shitter.
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