Bear sayings funny
1. "I'm not a morning bear, I'm a night bear."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in hibernation mode."
3. "I'm not fat, I'm just big boned... and furry."
4. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just practicing my bear ballet."
5. "I'm not growling, I'm just singing the bear national anthem."
6. "I'm not grumpy, I'm just bear-y serious."
7. "I'm not a bear, I'm a cuddly monster."
8. "I'm not a bear, I'm a bearista."
9. "I'm not sleeping, I'm just meditating horizontally."
10. "I'm not a bear, I'm a bear-ly functioning adult."
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