Beer koozie sayings
1. "Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862"
2. "I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios"
3. "I'm not slurring my words, I'm speaking in cursive"
4. "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy"
5. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom with a beer koozie"
6. "I'm just here for the beer"
7. "Beer: Because adulting is hard"
8. "I like my beer cold and my koozie colder"
9. "Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore"
10. "I'm not drunk, I'm just embracing the beer culture"
Above is Beer koozie sayings.
1. This too shall pass.2. Everything happens for a reason.3. If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.4. Actions speak louder than words.5. You reap what you sow.6. Life is what you make it.7. Don't cry over spilled milk.8. The early bird catches the worm.9. When l
1. You are my sunshine on a cloudy day.2. Together is my favorite place to be.3. I love you more than yesterday, but less than tomorrow.4. You are my happily ever after.5. You are the peanut butter to my jelly.6. You make my heart skip a beat.7. I fall for you more and more every day.8
1. Valar Morghulis - All men must die2. What is dead may never die - Ironborn saying3. The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword - Ned Stark4. Death is so terribly final, while life is full of possibilities - Tyrion Lannister5. The night is dark and full of terrors - Melisandr
1. I didn't come here to make friends, I came here to win.2. I'm not here to play nice, I'm here to slay.3. I'm not a princess, I'm a queen bee.4. I didn't choose the bad girl life, the bad girl life chose me.5. I'm not afraid to get a little dirty to get what I want.6. Mess with me and y
1. Love is not about how much you say 'I love you,' but how much you prove that it's true. 2. The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds. - Nicholas Sparks3. Love is composed of a single soul inhabi
1. I refuse to believe in a god who can't even fix my wifi.2. I prayed for a bike, but then I realized God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.3. I'm an atheist because I have a sense of humor, not because I lack faith.4. I asked God for a sign, and all I got wa
And they lived happily ever after.
1. Dink it and sink it!2. Pickleball: where the only thing we take seriously is having fun.3. I'd rather be playing pickleball.4. Pickleball: the sport that's kind of a big dill.5. I'm just here for the pickleball and the snacks.6. Pickleball: the only sport where 'pickle' is a good thing
1. You're sweeter than candy!2. You make my heart melt like chocolate.3. You're the sweetest treat in my life.4. I'm nuts about you!5. You're the cherry on top of my sundae.6. You're my favorite piece of candy in the box.7. You're a real gem, just like a candy gem.8. Life is like a bo
1. Santa's helpers are known as subordinate clauses.2. What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Santa Pause.3. Why was the math book sad during the holidays? It had too many problems.4. What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper.5. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It need