Christmas sayings puns
1. "Santa's helpers are known as subordinate clauses."
2. "What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Santa Pause."
3. "Why was the math book sad during the holidays? It had too many problems."
4. "What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper."
5. "Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim."
6. "What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite."
7. "Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose."
8. "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman."
9. "What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite."
10. "Why did the Christmas tree go to the doctor? It had tinselitis."
Above is Christmas sayings puns.
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