Before me it was sayings

"Every cloud has a silver lining."

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Funny father son sayings beaten status

Son: Dad, why did you get beaten in that arm wrestling match?Dad: Well son, I guess I just couldn't handle the 'arm' pressure!

Sayings that sound dirty but aren't

1. I need to get my hands on some wood to build a new bookshelf.2. I'm going to whip up a batch of my famous cream pies for the bake sale.3. I can't wait to get my hands on those juicy melons at the farmer's market.4. I'm going to plant my seeds in the garden this weekend.5. I love a good s

Thank you mom sayings

1. Thank you for always being there for me, Mom.2. I appreciate everything you do for our family, Mom.3. Thank you for your unconditional love and support, Mom.4. I am grateful for all the sacrifices you have made for me, Mom.5. Thank you for being my rock, my confidante, and my best friend

Pot smoking sayings

1. Puff, puff, pass.2. Stay high, stay happy.3. Inhale the good vibes, exhale the bad vibes.4. Weed is my medicine, the smoke is my therapy.5. Blaze it up and let the worries fade away.6. Life is better with a joint in hand.7. Elevate your mind, elevate your life.8. High on life, high

Daily reminders of my love sayings

1. I love you more than words can express.2. You are my sunshine on a cloudy day.3. You are the love of my life.4. I am grateful for your love every day.5. You make my heart skip a beat.6. I fall more in love with you every day.7. You are my rock, my anchor, my everything.8. I cherish

Christmas wonderland sayings

1. Walking in a winter wonderland.2. May your days be merry and bright.3. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.4. Jingle all the way.5. Tis the season to be jolly.6. Deck the halls with boughs of holly.7. Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas!8. Believe in the magic of Christmas.9. All is calm

Bible sayings on bestality

The Bible strongly condemns bestiality, which is the act of engaging in sexual relations with animals. Here are some verses that address this issue:1. Leviticus 18:23 - Do not have sexual relations with an animal and defile yourself with it. A woman must not present herself to an animal to have sex

Emoji sayings funny

1. When life gives you lemons 🍋, squirt someone in the eye 👁️2. I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode 💤3. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right 🤷‍♂️4. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing 🧠5. I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth 🌍6. I'm not clumsy, th

Funny spooky halloween sayings

1. I'm here for the boos!2. Witch better have my candy!3. If you've got it, haunt it!4. Creepin' it real.5. Resting witch face.6. Fangs for the memories.7. Just here for the boos and booze.8. Eat, drink, and be scary.9. Witchful thinking.10. Ghouls just wanna have fun.

Infinite sayings

1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3. The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.