Sayings that sound dirty but aren't
1. "I need to get my hands on some wood to build a new bookshelf."
2. "I'm going to whip up a batch of my famous cream pies for the bake sale."
3. "I can't wait to get my hands on those juicy melons at the farmer's market."
4. "I'm going to plant my seeds in the garden this weekend."
5. "I love a good sausage on the grill."
6. "I'm going to pound that steak until it's nice and tender."
7. "I'm going to give that car a good waxing this weekend."
8. "I'm going to drill some new holes in the wall for the shelves."
9. "I'm going to give that floor a good scrubbing."
10. "I'm going to beat those eggs until they're nice and fluffy."
Above is Sayings that sound dirty but aren't.
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