Best friend birthday sayings funny

1. "Happy birthday to my partner in crime, my ride or die, and the one who always knows where to hide the bodies. Love you, bestie!"

2. "Age is just a number, but in your case, it's a really big number! Happy birthday, old friend!"

3. "Cheers to another year of questionable decisions and unforgettable memories with my best friend. Happy birthday!"

4. "You're not getting older, you're just increasing in value like a fine wine. Happy birthday, bestie!"

5. "On your birthday, remember that you're not just a year older, you're also a year closer to senior discounts. Enjoy it, old pal!"

6. "Happy birthday to the one who always has my back, even when I'm making questionable life choices. Here's to more adventures together!"

7. "Another year older, but let's not count the wrinkles, let's count the blessings of having a best friend like you. Happy birthday!"

8. "They say age is just a number, but in your case, it's a really high number! Happy birthday, bestie!"

9. "Happy birthday to the one who knows all my secrets and still chooses to be my friend. You're either crazy or the best friend ever. Probably both!"

10. "Another year older, another year wiser... or at least that's what we'll tell ourselves. Happy birthday, bestie!"

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