Best funny christmas card sayings

1. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas... but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red!"

2. "Santa saw your Instagram, you're getting a dictionary for Christmas."

3. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas where calories don't count."

4. "I'm dreaming of a silent night... without any snoring family members."

5. "May your Christmas be filled with awkward family photos and fruitcake that no one wants to eat."

6. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas where my relatives don't ask me about my love life."

7. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas where my bank account doesn't scream 'bah humbug'."

8. "May your Christmas be merry and your in-laws be wary."

9. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas where the only drama is in the movies we watch."

10. "May your Christmas be as lit as your tree... but hopefully not as crooked."

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