Funny speech bubble sayings
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
6. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
7. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline extension program."
8. "I'm not lost, I'm just exploring alternative routes."
9. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my snacks."
10. "I'm not a quitter, I'm just on a temporary break from winning."
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1. Don't trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.2. When man a plan, God a wipe.3. One, one coco full basket.4. Every hoe have dem stick a bush.5. Empty barrel mek di most noise.6. If yuh cyaan hear, yuh mus feel.7. What sweet nanny goat ago run him belly.8. Every mickle mek a muck
1. Mind your Ps and Qs2. Bob's your uncle3. Chin up4. Cheerio5. Tally ho6. Bless your cotton socks7. Blimey8. Pip pip9. Jolly good10. Fancy a cuppa?
Here are some sayings related to phones and walking:1. Don't text and walk, you might miss the beauty around you.2. Keep your head up, not buried in your phone.3. Walking is good for the body and mind, put down the phone and enjoy the journey.4. Step away from the screen and take a stroll in
1. You're about as useful as a chocolate teapot!2. I'm madder than a wet hen!3. You're as welcome as a skunk at a picnic!4. I'm so angry I could spit nails!5. You're dumber than a box of rocks!6. I'm as mad as a cut snake!7. You're as sharp as a bowling ball!8. I'm so angry I could ch
1. Oh boy!2. Gosh!3. Hot dog!4. See ya real soon!5. Oh, for gosh sakes!6. Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!7. Ha-ha!8. Toodles!9. Oh, Toodles!10. Oh, boy! What a day!
1. Flattery is like perfume; it should be smelled, not swallowed. 2. Flattery is like a painted fire; it gives warmth only to those who come too close. 3. Flattery is like a counterfeit currency; it may pass for a time, but it will eventually be exposed. 4. Flattery is the food of fools, but
1. The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world. - Carl Sagan2. I think people need to be educated to the fact that
1. I don't worship evil, I just give it a high-five every now and then.2. Evil worship is like a bad dance partner - you never know when they'll step on your toes.3. I tried evil worship once, but the devil kept asking for my Wi-Fi password.4. Evil worship is like a bad haircut - it may seem
1. In a village, everyone's story is intertwined like the threads of a tapestry.2. In a village, neighbors are like family, always there to lend a helping hand.3. In a village, gossip spreads faster than the wind, but so does kindness.4. In a village, unity is strength, and together they can
1. Life is a journey, enjoy the ride!2. Plant kindness and watch it grow.3. Every day is a new beginning.4. The best things in life are free.5. Take time to smell the flowers.6. Happiness is homemade.7. A friend is a treasure.8. Dream big, work hard.9. Be yourself, everyone else is