Best funny swahili sayings

1. "Mcheza kwao huenda ngoma." (The dancer goes to where the drum is.)

2. "Mcheka kilema hulia kilema." (The one who laughs at the disabled will also cry when they become disabled.)

3. "Kufa kwa mganga ni kwa mgonjwa." (The death of a witch doctor is for the patient.)

4. "Kisiki haiendi mbali na mwanae." (A tree trunk does not move far from its offspring.)

5. "Mwenda pole hajikwai." (The slow walker does not stumble.)

6. "Mchagua jembe si mkulima." (The one who chooses the hoe is not the farmer.)

7. "Mwizi akiona mwenzake ananyolewa, hulia kwa mbali." (When a thief sees his colleague being shaved, he cries from a distance.)

8. "Mwanaume ni kujiamini, siyo kujikuna." (A real man is confident, not scratching himself.)

9. "Kuimba sio kufanya." (Singing is not doing.)

10. "Mjinga akicheka, mwerevu hulia." (When a fool laughs, the wise one cries.)

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