Funny christian sayings
1. "I'm not perfect, just forgiven."
2. "I'm so religious, I thought 'LOL' stood for 'Lots of Love'."
3. "I'm too blessed to be stressed."
4. "I'm not a saint, but I do have a halo... it's just a little crooked."
5. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... in a Christian way."
6. "I'm not sure if I'm a good Christian, but I'm pretty sure I'm on God's 'to-do' list."
7. "I'm not a morning person, but I'm definitely a 'Son' person."
8. "I'm not sure if I'm walking in the light, but I'm definitely tripping over my own feet."
9. "I'm not judging, I'm just assessing your salvation potential."
10. "I'm not a fisher of men, but I am a catcher of Pokémon... does that count?"
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