Best madea sayings
1. "Hallelujer!"
2. "I'm a strong, independent black woman who don't need no man!"
3. "I ain't scared of no po-po, call the po-po ho!"
4. "I can do bad all by myself!"
5. "You gotta put some hot sauce on my burrito, baby!"
6. "I'm the ghetto Oprah, you the audience, and you get a car! You get a car! You get a car!"
7. "I'm not crazy, I'm just special!"
8. "If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best!"
9. "I'm like a tree, I bend with the wind, honey."
10. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right!"
Above is Best madea sayings.
1. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.2. I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode.3. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.4. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?5. I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity.6. I'm not short, I'm fu
1. Success is not a destination, it's a journey.2. Don't wait for opportunity, create it.3. Life is short, make every moment count.4. Don't let the fear of failure hold you back.5. Dream big, work hard, stay humble.6. Surround yourself with positive people who lift you up.7. The only li
1. May your birthday be filled with joy, laughter, and all the things that make you happiest.2. Wishing you a day as special as you are. Happy Birthday!3. Here's to another year of blessings, love, and unforgettable memories. Happy Birthday!4. May your birthday be the start of a year filled w
1. Cousins are connected heart to heart, distance and time can't keep us apart.2. Cousins by blood, friends by choice.3. Cousins make the best friends.4. Cousins are like stars, you don't always see them but you know they're always there.5. Family by chance, cousins by choice.6. Cousins a
1. Snickers - Satisfies2. Kit Kat - Have a break, have a Kit Kat3. Twix - Two for me, none for you4. M&M's - Melts in your mouth, not in your hand5. Reese's - There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's6. 3 Musketeers - Big on chocolate, not on fat7. Hershey's - A little piece of happiness8.
1. You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. - Meaning that you can't turn something of low quality into something high quality.2. Don't count your chickens before they hatch. - Advising against assuming success before it is certain.3. When one door closes, another one opens. - Encouragi
1. Laissez les bon temps rouler - Let the good times roll2. Joyeux Noël, y'all! - Merry Christmas, y'all!3. Pass a good time this Christmas - Have a good time this Christmas4. Bonne fête de Noël, sha! - Happy Christmas, sha! (sha is a Cajun term of endearment)5. May your gumbo be spicy and
1. Trust in Allah, but tie your camel.2. The best among you are those who have the best manners and character.3. Do not be afraid of the future, for it is in the hands of Allah.4. The most beloved deeds to Allah are those done consistently, even if they are small.5. Patience is the key to p
1. Stay humble, hustle hard.2. Embrace the journey, trust the process.3. Mindset is everything.4. Progress over perfection.5. Gratitude is the best attitude.6. Be the energy you want to attract.7. Self-care isn't selfish.8. In a world where you can be anything, be kind.9. You are ca
1. Those we love don't go away, they walk beside us every day.2. Gone from our sight, but never from our hearts.3. In the end, only love remains.4. Although it's difficult today to see beyond the sorrow, may looking back in memory help comfort you tomorrow.5. The pain of parting is nothing