1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
Above is Best one line funny sayings.
1. Math is not a problem, it's a solution.2. Numbers speak louder than words.3. In math, every problem has a solution.4. Mathematics is the language of the universe.5. Solve for x and find the treasure of knowledge.6. Mathematics is the art of giving the same name to different things.7.
1. Actions speak louder than words.2. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.3. The early bird catches the worm.4. A penny for your thoughts.5. Bite the bullet.6. Don't cry over spilled milk.7. Every cloud has a silver lining.8. Kill two birds with one stone.9. Let the cat out
1. Santa Claus has the best job in the world - he knows where all the naughty girls live!2. Santa Claus knows if you've been bad or good, but I won't tell him about that one time...3. Santa Claus is coming to town, so better watch out and not pout!4. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if
1. A slice is nice... if you're cutting a piece of cake, not hitting a golf ball.2. A slice is like a boomerang, it always comes back to haunt you.3. Slicing is for deli meats, not golf shots.4. A slice is nature's way of telling you to work on your swing.5. A slice is a golfer's way of say
1. I didn't choose the meme life, the meme life chose me.2. Me trying to keep up with all the latest memes: *insert confused SpongeBob meme*3. When life gives you lemons, make a meme out of it.4. My brain: Don't say it. Me: *says it*5. Me pretending to be shocked by the latest meme drama.6
1. Sweat now, shine later2. Stronger than yesterday3. Fitness is my therapy4. Slay all day5. Workout queen6. Beast mode activated7. Empowered women, empower women8. Train like a girl9. Strong is the new pretty10. Fitness is my happy hour
Here are some popular sayings attributed to Gojo Satoru from the anime Jujutsu Kaisen:1. I'm the strongest sorcerer. Don't you forget it.2. I'll make sure you regret ever being born.3. I'm not gonna let you die. I'm gonna kill you.4. If you're going to hit it, hit it until it breaks.5. I'
1. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.2. My wife says I never listen to her. At least that's what I think she said.3. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.4. My wife asked me to stop singing 'Wonderwall' by Oasis. I said ma
1. Bless your heart - used to express sympathy or pity towards someone.2. Fixin' to - getting ready to do something.3. Y'all - a common way to address a group of people.4. Holler - a small, rural community or valley.5. Grinnin' like a possum eatin' a sweet tater - used to describe someone
1. The best thing since sliced bread!2. You're the bread to my butter.3. Let's break bread together.4. Don't be a loaf, get up and do something!5. That's the way the cookie crumbles... or the bread breaks.6. You're on a roll!7. Rise and shine like a loaf of bread.8. Life is what you b