Best sayings of all time funny
1. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
4. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
6. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
7. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
8. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
9. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm just sarcastic faster than you."
10. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a break."
Above is Best sayings of all time funny.
1. A penny for your thoughts - a way of asking someone what they are thinking about.2. Bite the bullet - to endure a painful or difficult situation.3. Break the ice - to initiate a conversation or social interaction.4. Burning the midnight oil - working late into the night.5. Caught between
1. Blood is thicker than water. - The original saying is actually The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb, meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.2. I could care less. - The correct saying is I couldn't care less, meaning t
1. She believed she could, so she did.2. Be fearless in the pursuit of what sets your soul on fire.3. She is clothed in strength and dignity, and she laughs without fear of the future. - Proverbs 31:254. Empowered women empower women.5. She remembered who she was and the game changed.6. Y
Here are some examples of careless sayings:1. I don't care about anyone but myself.2. I'll do whatever I want, consequences be damned.3. Who cares if it's illegal, as long as I don't get caught.4. I'll say whatever I want, I don't care who I hurt.5. I don't need to think before I speak, it'
1. Behind every strong soldier, there is an even stronger army mom.2. I may not wear a uniform, but I am proud to be a soldier's mom.3. A soldier's mom: the toughest job in the army.4. I raised my hero to be a soldier.5. Home of the free because of the brave, and the moms who support them.
1. Makeup is my art, and my face is my canvas.2. I believe in the power of makeup to transform not just my appearance, but also my confidence.3. Applying makeup is like painting a masterpiece on my face.4. With the right makeup, I can conquer the world.5. Makeup is not just about covering f
1. The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. - Lao Tzu3. Not all those who wander are lost. - J.R.R. Tolkien4. The road less traveled is often the most rewarding. - Unknown5. Life is a journey, not a destinat
1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3. The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter Drucker4. Don
1. Love thy neighbor as thyself - Happy Valentine's Day!2. God's love is the greatest gift of all - Happy Valentine's Day!3. Love is patient, love is kind - Happy Valentine's Day!4. Spread love like confetti - Happy Valentine's Day!5. God's love never fails - Happy Valentine's Day!6. Love
Framed sayings can add a personal touch to your decor and serve as a daily reminder of positive messages or values. Here are some ideas for framed sayings that you can incorporate into your decor:1. Home sweet home2. Live, laugh, love3. Be kind4. Good vibes only5. This is our happy place6.