Best sayings of magrat garlick

1. "I ain't one to gossip, but I heard that Granny Weatherwax can set fire to a wet log just by staring at it."

2. "There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes."

3. "I don't hold with paddlin' with the occult. Once you start paddlin' with the occult you start believing in spirits, and when you start believing in spirits you start believing in demons, and then before you know where you are you're believing in gods. And then you're in trouble."

4. "I ain't superstitious, but I know when an owl hoots someone's going to die."

5. "I ain't sayin' she's a witch, but if she's not then she missed a good chance."

6. "You can't go around building a better world for people. Only people can build a better world for people. Otherwise it's just a cage."

7. "I don't hold with paddlin' with the occult. Once you start paddlin' with the occult you start believing in spirits, and when you start believing in spirits you start believing in demons, and then before you know where you are you're believing in gods. And then you're in trouble."

8. "I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone."

9. "I ain't sayin' she's a witch, but if she's not then she missed a good chance."

10. "I ain't one to gossip, but I heard that Granny Weatherwax can set fire to a wet log just by staring at it."

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