Birthday card funny sayings
1. "You're not getting older, you're just increasing in value like a fine wine!"
2. "Another year older, but who's counting? Oh right, me. Happy Birthday!"
3. "Age is just a number, but in your case, it's a really big number. Happy Birthday!"
4. "You're like a fine wine - you get better with age... or maybe it's just the wine talking. Happy Birthday!"
5. "You're not old, you're just retro! Happy Birthday, vintage friend!"
6. "They say age is just a number, but in your case, it's a really big number. Happy Birthday!"
7. "Another year older, but let's not dwell on that. Let's focus on the fact that you're one year closer to retirement! Happy Birthday!"
8. "You're not getting older, you're just getting more distinguished... or is it just more gray hair? Happy Birthday!"
9. "Happy Birthday! Remember, you're not old, you're just a classic!"
10. "Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Happy Birthday!"
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