Bizarre wise old sayings
1. "A camel may have three humps, but it still walks on four legs."
2. "The frog who jumps into a well does not know the great ocean."
3. "The tree that bends in the wind is stronger than the one that stands still."
4. "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but a squirrel in the tree is worth a dozen in the pantry."
5. "The wise man climbs the mountain not to reach the top, but to enjoy the journey."
6. "The river does not drink its own water, the tree does not eat its own fruit."
7. "The moon does not fight. It attacks no one. It does not worry. It does not try to crush others. It keeps to its course, but by its very nature, it gently influences. What other body could pull an entire ocean from shore to shore? The moon is faithful to its nature and its power is never diminished."
8. "The fish who keeps its mouth shut avoids the hook."
9. "The sun does not shine for itself, but for the world."
10. "The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."
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