Black humor quotes and sayings
1. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
2. "I'm not saying my ex is a gold digger, but she did marry a miner."
3. "I asked the doctor if I could administer my own anesthesia. He said, 'Sure, knock yourself out.'"
4. "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."
5. "I told my therapist about my addiction to breakdancing. He said, 'You'll have to stop cold turkey.'"
6. "I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."
7. "I told my boss I needed a raise to support my gambling addiction. He said, 'Deal.'"
8. "I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.'"
9. "I tried to organize a hide and seek tournament, but it was a total disaster. Good players are hard to find."
10. "I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."
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