Bow and drape funny sayings
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
4. "I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me."
5. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
9. "I'm not a chef, I'm an artist with a microwave."
10. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline extension program."
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1. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.2. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.3. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.4. I'm not a complete idiot, I'm missing a few pieces.5. I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity.6. I'm not short, I'm just more down
1. The guru is like a candle – it consumes itself to light the way for others.2. When the student is ready, the guru appears. When the student is not ready, the guru makes a funny face.3. The guru knows all, sees all, and still can't find their keys half the time.4. The guru says: If at first
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1. May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door.2. May the luck of the Irish be with you!3. May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, may good luck pursue you each morning and night.4. May your day be touched with a bit of Iri
1. Happily ever after begins today.2. Love is in the air.3. Two hearts, one love.4. I do, forever and always.5. Together is a beautiful place to be.6. Love is the tie that binds.7. From this day forward.8. Today I marry my best friend.9. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a s
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1. Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain2. The true patriot is motivated by a sense of responsibility and out of self-interest for the country he loves. - George S. Patton3. Patriotism is not short, frenzied outbursts of emotio
1. A grandchild fills a space in your heart that you never knew was empty.2. Grandchildren are the rainbow after the storm.3. The love between a grandparent and grandchild is forever.4. Grandchildren are the best kind of treasure.5. A grandchild is a gift from the Creator.6. Grandchildren
1. Not all who wander are lost.2. Lost in thought.3. Lost in translation.4. Lost in the shuffle.5. Lost and found.6. Lost at sea.7. Lost in the crowd.8. Lost in the moment.9. Lost in the wilderness.10. Lost in a maze of confusion.
1. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.2. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.3. I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity.4. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.5. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?6. I'm not a mornin