Bozo the clown sayings

1. "Laughter is the best medicine, unless you're allergic to laughter, then it's the worst medicine."

2. "Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he was feeling a little funny!"

3. "I don't always juggle, but when I do, it's with rubber chickens."

4. "Life is a circus, and I'm the clown trying to keep it all together."

5. "Why did the clown wear loud socks? So his feet wouldn't fall asleep during the show!"

6. "I may be a clown, but I'm serious about spreading joy and laughter wherever I go."

7. "Why did the clown bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!"

8. "I may have big shoes to fill, but I always make sure they're filled with laughter."

9. "Why did the clown bring a suitcase to the comedy club? He heard they were looking for someone with a lot of baggage!"

10. "I may be a clown, but I'm no joke when it comes to making people smile."

Above is Bozo the clown sayings.

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