Bracelets with funny sayings
Here are some funny sayings that could be printed on bracelets:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not a morning person, I'm not an afternoon person, I'm barely an evening person."
4. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
5. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
8. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
9. "I'm not a snack, I'm a whole meal."
10. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
These sayings can add a touch of humor and personality to your bracelets!
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1. You're the sweetest thing in my life, just like this candy.2. You make my heart melt like chocolate.3. You're my favorite treat, just like this candy.4. I'm nuts about you, just like this candy bar.5. You're the cherry on top of my sundae, my love.6. You're the peanut butter to my jell
1. In vino veritas - Latin for In wine, there is truth.2. Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson3. Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it. - Anonymous4. Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin5. Wine is sunli
1. It's not the city, but it's still pretty gritty. - Referring to the suburban areas outside of Chicago that may not have the same urban feel as the city itself.2. Suburban life, where the grass is always greener. - Playing on the idea that suburban living is often associated with well-manicure
1. Más vale tarde que nunca - Better late than never2. A caballo regalado no se le miran los dientes - Don't look a gift horse in the mouth3. No hay mal que por bien no venga - Every cloud has a silver lining4. El que mucho abarca, poco aprieta - Jack of all trades, master of none5. El que
1. You are my sunshine on a cloudy day.2. You will always be my little boy, no matter how big you grow.3. I loved you yesterday, I love you still, I always have and I always will.4. You are the best thing that ever happened to me.5. I am so proud to be your mom.6. You are my heart walking
1. Out of sight, out of mind.2. Easily distracted, hard to focus.3. Squirrel! (popularized by the movie Up)4. A wandering mind gathers no moss.5. Lost in thought, please send search party.6. My mind is like a browser with 100 tabs open.7. Distracted by shiny objects.8. My attention
1. Great grandparents are like a fine wine, they only get better with age.2. A great grandparent is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend.3. Great grandparents hold our tiny hands for just a little while, but hold our hearts forever.4. Great grandparents are
1. Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a stepdad.2. A stepdad is a man who didn't have to be there, but chose to be.3. Stepdads are like real dads, only cooler.4. Stepdads may not have given you life, but they sure can make your life better.5. Stepdads are the unsung
1. Life is short, eat the strawberry first.2. A strawberry a day keeps the doctor away.3. Strawberries are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.4. Happiness is a bowl of strawberries.5. Strawberries are nature's candy.6. You're berry special to me, just like a strawberry.
1. Mommy's little heartbreaker2. Daddy's mini me3. Little man, big dreams4. Handsome like Daddy, sweet like Mommy5. King of the crib6. Little dude, big attitude7. Charming and mischievous8. Born to be wild9. Snips, snails, and puppy dog tails10. Tiny but mighty