Brief funny sayings
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just vertically challenged."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, we're just in a committed relationship."
9. "I'm not a chef, I'm an artist in the kitchen... with a smoke alarm as my backup."
10. "I'm not old, I'm just retro-cool."
Above is Brief funny sayings.
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1. Peace begins with a smile.2. Let there be peace on earth, and let it begin with me.3. Peace is not the absence of conflict, but the presence of harmony.4. In peace, we find strength.5. Peace is the greatest weapon for mankind.6. Peace is the beauty of life.7. Choose peace over worry.
1. I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat, everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat!2. Cruising: where the only decision you have to make is pool or beach.3. Cruising: the only time it's acceptable to wear a fanny pack.4. I don't need therapy, I just need a cruise.5. Cruising: where the only
1. Halfway to the weekend!2. Climbing over the hump!3. Getting through the midweek slump!4. The hump day hustle is real!5. Wednesday: the peak of the week!6. Making it through the midweek grind!7. Hump day: pushing through to the other side!8. Wednesday vibes: almost there!9. Wednes
1. I'm not just a snack, I'm a superfood!2. Orange you glad to see me?3. I'm rootin' for you!4. I'm not just a side dish, I'm the main event!5. Stay crunchy, my friends.6. I'm on a roll, just like a carrot!7. Don't be a couch potato, be a carrot!8. I'm not just a vegetable, I'm a vita
1. Like a cirrus cloud, let your dreams float high and reach for the sky.2. In the vast expanse of life, be as light and free as a cirrus cloud.3. Just as a cirrus cloud drifts gracefully in the sky, let go of your worries and float with ease.4. A cirrus cloud reminds us that even the smalles
1. Make hay while the sun shines.2. Make a mountain out of a molehill.3. Make a clean breast of it.4. Make a long story short.5. Make ends meet.6. Make the best of a bad situation.7. Make a fresh start.8. Make a difference.9. Make haste slowly.10. Make peace with the past.
Here are some famous quotes by Gough Whitlam, the former Prime Minister of Australia:1. Well may we say 'God save the Queen', because nothing will save the Governor-General!2. Men and women of Australia! The decision we will make for our country on December 2 is a choice between the past and the
1. All's fair in love and basketball.2. It's not about winning or losing, it's about playing the game.3. Love is a battlefield, basketball is a war.4. Sometimes you have to sacrifice your game for the one you love.5. In love and basketball, you have to give it your all.6. You can't win at
1. Life is short, so make it sweet like chocolate.2. There's nothing a little Bosco can't fix.3. Love is like Bosco syrup, it makes everything better.4. When in doubt, add more Bosco.5. A day without Bosco is like a day without sunshine.6. Bosco: the key to happiness in a bottle.7. Bosc