1. "Well, butter my biscuit!"
2. "I'm as happy as a tick on a fat dog."
3. "That dog won't hunt."
4. "You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear."
5. "I'm sweatin' like a sinner in church."
6. "He's all hat and no cattle."
7. "She's prettier than a speckled pup."
8. "I'm fixin' to head on down the road."
9. "He's tough as a pine knot."
10. "That's like trying to put lipstick on a pig."
Above is Bring back old country music sayings.
1. I like my BBQ like I like my jokes - well done!2. I'm all about that baste, 'bout that baste, no trouble!3. BBQ: the only time it's acceptable to play with your food.4. I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry for BBQ.5. I like my BBQ sauce like I like my relationships - sweet and spi
1. Rescued with love, stealing hearts forever.2. Who rescued who? This dog stole my heart.3. From rescue to best friend, this dog stole my heart.4. A rescue dog stole my heart, and I'm forever grateful.5. Rescue dog: saving me one wag at a time.6. In the eyes of a rescue dog, I found my h
1. Train insane or remain the same.2. Sweat is just fat crying.3. The pain you feel today will be the strength you feel tomorrow.4. Don't wish for it, work for it.5. Success isn't given, it's earned.6. The only bad workout is the one that didn't happen.7. Your body can stand almost anyt
1. Plumbing: the only job where you get paid to be in hot water.2. Plumbers never go out of style, we just keep flowing.3. A plumber's work is never done, but at least it always goes down the drain.4. In the world of plumbing, a little sweat equity goes a long way.5. Plumbers: we're the pip
1. The people's princess.2. A beacon of compassion and grace.3. Her legacy lives on in the hearts of many.4. A true humanitarian and advocate for the marginalized.5. Gone too soon, but never forgotten.6. She touched the lives of millions with her kindness.7. A symbol of strength and res
1. Boo-licious!2. Boo-tiful inside and out.3. You're my boo-thang.4. Boo-tiful things happen when you believe.5. Boo-tiful souls attract each other.6. Boo-tiful minds inspire others.7. You're my boo-tiful dream come true.8. Boo-tiful moments are made with you.9. Boo-tiful hearts nev
1. Pawsitively merry Christmas!2. Wishing you a howling good holiday season!3. Santa Paws is coming to town!4. May your Christmas be filled with wagging tails and wet noses.5. Furry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!6. All I want for Christmas is a puppy (and maybe some treats).7
1. Aloha is not just a word, it's a way of life. 2. Live aloha, spread aloha. 3. In Hawaii, aloha is more than just a greeting, it's a way of life. 4. Aloha spirit: love, peace, and compassion. 5. Let your aloha spirit shine bright. 6. Aloha means love, kindness, and unity. 7. May your
1. Dear Santa, I've been good all year... well, most of the time. 2. All I want for Christmas is for Santa to know that I've been good... most of the time. 3. Dear Santa, I can explain... 4. Believing in Santa is believing in the magic of Christmas. 5. Santa Claus is coming to town, better
1. Freeze! Police!2. You have the right to remain silent.3. Protect and serve.4. Stop in the name of the law!5. I'm putting you under arrest.6. Hands up, don't move!7. You're under surveillance.8. We've got a 10-4 on that.9. Book 'em, Danno.10. Crime doesn't pay.