Brother sayings funny

1. "I told my brother he was adopted. He cried and asked who told him. I said, 'Mom and Dad.'"

2. "My brother thinks he's a comedian. He's not, but at least he's funny looking."

3. "I asked my brother if he wanted to hear a joke about construction. He said, 'Sure.' I replied, 'Oh, never mind, I'm still working on it.'"

4. "My brother is like a human calculator. He's good with numbers, but he can't seem to figure out how to do his own laundry."

5. "I told my brother he should start a band called '1023 Megabytes.' He didn't get it, but I thought it was a gigabyte idea."

6. "My brother asked me to make him a sandwich. I told him to poof himself into a sandwich. He's been trying to figure out how to poof ever since."

7. "My brother is so lazy, he won't even chase his dreams. He just naps and hopes they'll come to him."

8. "I asked my brother if he wanted to hear a joke about paper. He said, 'Sure.' I replied, 'Never mind, it's tearable.'"

9. "My brother thinks he's a superhero. I told him he's more like a superzero."

10. "I told my brother he should open a bakery. He said, 'Why?' I said, 'Because you knead the dough!'"

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